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Francis Ledbetter Smokin'!

The Easily-Influenced Francis Ledbetter:

The creative force behind SquirrelJunkie.com, Francis credits strong drugs and weak copyright laws to his limited success. After death, he believes, fame will surely follow.

 

Eleanor Rigby aka Christy Turlington

The Muse, Eleanor Rigby:

Part-time contributor. Eleanor is a firm believer that everyone should completely and utterly breakdown both emotionally and mentally with no regard to pride at least once a year. Old dogs and lonely people make her cry. And yes, that is her real name.

 

Tennessee Jones Bathroom

The Cliche-esque Tennessee Jones:

SquirrelJunkie's intern. Tennessee maintains that everyone is always talking about him. Jealousy, he claims. Pictured left: A view from his toilet seat; late Saturday evening/early Sunday morning.

 

Brutus Black as Elvis

The Always Fashionable Brutus Black:

Amateur web site designer. Flawless features, impeccable style, top-notch bathing habits... castrated at two months of age.

 

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