Timid Guy (to himself): Go ask her out, don't be such a pussy.
Timid Guy (to himself again): She seems just my type. Red hair. Big books. Very sweet.
Time Guy (to himself once again): Go for it. What's the worst she can say?
Lady: I know what you're thinking, you slimy fuck. Don't even think about making me waste my breath rejecting your ugly lowlife ass. I would never be your date. Not ever. You're so invading my personal space, you asshole...
3-Holed Comics: A collection of underground single-cell comic strips drawn (sloppily) on 3-holed, college-ruled paper. These you won't find them in the Sunday funnies!