Woman: Honey, will you grow a beard for me?
Woman: Come on, pretty please?
Woman: Awe, why not? I really like them.
Man: No! No drop it.
Two months later: (...man has a full beard)
3-Holed Comics: A collection of underground single-cell comic strips drawn (sloppily) on 3-holed, college-ruled paper. These you won't find them in the Sunday funnies!