Dude 1: Did you see that girl? I don't even know why some people bother leaving the house.
Dude 2: Really? You think she's ugly?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, without a doubt. Her eyes are too close together. Her chin is too square. And her ass looks saggy.
Dude 2: Because she asked about you.
Dude 1: What? Really? Did you get her name for me?
3-Holed Comics: A collection of underground single-cell comic strips drawn (sloppily) on 3-holed, college-ruled paper. These you won't find them in the Sunday funnies!