"I saw her perfect tits from 100 feet away. I saw her perfect legs take shape from 50 feet away. I saw her perfect hips when she was only steps away. I knew I only had seconds to make my move. I wasn't until two months into our relationship that I realized she was ugly."
From the series of Original Sticky Note & Webcomic Artworks by Francis Ledbetter, as drawn on standard Post-It © Notes, and as inspired by daily occurrences, chance encounters, and random media.